Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My ATM looks so different sober.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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