am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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