Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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