I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
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i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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