So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
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I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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