I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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