It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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