Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You've changed since you got that strap on
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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