SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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