I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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