I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
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Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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