she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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