Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
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I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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