Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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