Non-Jews are for practice
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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