Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You have to summon your inner elephant
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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