That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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