great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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