Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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