the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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