An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
try to milk me bitch
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