I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
The adults are the big ones right?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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