you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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