it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.