Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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She's the barista slut.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma