Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.