The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea