is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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