and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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