How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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