I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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