New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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