Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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