Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
A+ Viking dick
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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