theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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