I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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