I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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