R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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