He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Holy sore nipples Batman
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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