I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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