I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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