P.S. I can't hear my feet
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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