Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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