so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
As shirtless as possible
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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