get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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