i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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