she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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