So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
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I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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