I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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