It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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