your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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