4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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