vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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