Please, let me fuck your mom
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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