***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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