Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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