He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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