My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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