East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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