I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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