I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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