I'm gonna have a badass scar
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize