I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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