well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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