i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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